Haha, if I ever do, I'll be sure to let you know. Until then, it's a mystery. |D;;;

In any case, I tried setting it to admin lock for the tag cloud entries, and the tags went right back to being invisible unless used in a public post. :( So I guess we're going to have to just wait until they fall off the front pages? Gah. Oh well, it was a great suggestion and definitely worth a try.